SKU: 23932020363

PROSTITUTE – ATTEMPTED MARTYR (RED VINYL) - LP •

Sale price$30.59 Regular price$33.99
Save 10%

Pay in installments of $8.50 with ShopPay, AfterPay and Klarna

Shipping Estimate
USA
  • USA
  • CAN

Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Aug 8 - Aug 13

Promo Codes Available:

For Your Every Summer RSVP, with Code: SUMMER15

Description

PROSTITUTE – ATTEMPTED MARTYR (RED VINYL) - LP •UPC: 5400863196387 Label: MUTE U. S. Format: LP Release Date: April 3, 2026 In stock items ship within 48 hours Hailed as one of the US's most exciting and provocative new bands, Prostitute's bracing debut Attempted Martyr finally sees it's official worldwide release on Mute. Emerging out of Dearborn, Michigan, this five piece deal in pure chaos and catharsis fiery live shows, razor sharp intensity, and a sound that's as incendiary as it is brutally

UPC: 5400863196387
Label: MUTE U.S.
Format: LP
Release Date: April 3, 2026
In stock items ship within 48 hours

Hailed as one of the US's most exciting and provocative new bands, Prostitute's bracing debut Attempted Martyr finally sees it's official worldwide release on Mute. Emerging out of Dearborn, Michigan, this five- piece deal in pure chaos and catharsis - fiery live shows, razor-sharp intensity, and a sound that's as incendiary as it is brutally tight. Their name reflects their fixation on identity, desperation, and survival under late capitalism. Attempted Martyr was written in the midst of global and personal turmoil, capturing the zeitgeist of a world unraveling. A loose concept record, it chronicles the rise and fall of a doomed zealot whose pursuit of holy vengeance spirals into a psychotic orgy of violence, greed, and lust. It's dense, turbulent, and charged with blaring Middle Eastern, African and East Asian influences - all scorched into shape by producer Chris Koltay (The Armed, Mdou Moctar). With mounting online buzz, critical acclaim and a run of sold-out editions, Prostitute's debut continues to gain momentum.

TRACK LIST:

1. All Hail
2. Judge
3. M. Dada
4. Body Meat
5. Senegal
6. In the Corner Dunce
7. Joumana Kayrouz
8. Harem Induction Hour
Shipping Notes
  • Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
  • Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
  • Delivery to the USA:
  1. Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
  • If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
  • Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
SKU: 23932020363

Discover Niche Categories That Outsell

Top-Converting Item to Boost Your Average Order

4.4 ★★★★★
Based on 29 reviews
Sort
Highest Rating
Newest First
Oldest First
Product Reviews
S
Verified Purchase
sandy
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
Hollypet Gray is excellent
Color: Gray, Size: 14 IN
This GrayHollpet comes down the assembly line that produces a good product. It is tough and stays together Don't buy the brown one, it started to fall apart in less than 30 days. These can be a good product!
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on February 3, 2026
M
Verified Purchase
Melissa Overton
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 4
Super cute
Color: Gray, Size: 8 IN
Super cute in person. Didn’t last two weeks with our aggressive chewer but he sure had fun with it
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
B
Verified Purchase
Bob
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
We call him Armie! Dog loves it.
Color: Blue, Size: 14 IN
The dog loves it! Routinely carries it around squeaking all the way. The squeak is more like a quack and makes everyone giggle. It’s nice and big so a good match for our tall dog. Probably too big though for smaller dogs. Holding up well so far and that’s no mean feat given our pup’s destruction skills.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2026
T
Verified Purchase
Trust Me!
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
The chewability of this toy from 1-10 is a 10 all day 👍🏻
Color: Gray, Size: 8 IN
I have a Boston Terrier and he’s a serious extreme CHEWER! He loves this Hollypet Plush Dog Squeaky Toy Stuffed Armadillo! My doh gnaws on the tail, legs, the ears and the nose and all are still in tact. He’s had it for what I consider a long time. Usually he rips toys apart in the first day but this has been months! I throw this in the washing machine with his other stuffed animal toys simply because the ears, noses and tail get so stiff from chewing on them they need to be washed and they bounce right back just like new. Chewability from 1-10 is a 10 all day long! He plays with it a for a long while each time he uses it. Very active with his Armadillo and it’s so cute and the squeaker is just right, it’s not that loud screaming squeak. If he ever lost this or it got destroyed somehow? I’d buy him this all over again. Worth the money!
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on March 5, 2026
J
Verified Purchase
James Brummett
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 4
Fun dog toy, but not for heavy chewers
Color: Pink, Size: 14 IN
The armadillo is cute. My pittie, Sasha, was very excited to see it. She just had TPLO surgery on her left knee (she tore her ACL just before the 4th of July), and I wanted to get her something she could play with while she convalesces, that isn't a ball—she really likes to run and jump and chase the ball, but with her knee out of commission, I didn't want her to get depressed being trapped in her crate while she heals—with this toy, she was able to keep playing and not over excert herself and get more hurt. It quickly became her favorite toy; she chews it relentlessly and gets made when I take it from her (see below). It makes a funky squeak that's not a high-pitched squeak, like I thought it would be; it's more a low-pitched, lowing sound like a baby calf. One thing I would like to point out to other purchasers about what the description says: "Durable and Long Lasting - Made from premium soft materials, our cute plush dog toys can withstand rough play for indoor or outdoor and last for years to come. The textured surface also helps massage and soothe your dog's gums during playtime" This is a little misleading. It's a good texture and Sasha loved to play with it, but it wasn't very durable. It might be when compared to other chew toys, but not for my baby. She tore the nose off within 20 minutes of getting it. The next morning, she ripped off an ear, and I had to pull the stuffing out of the face so she wouldn't eat it while chewing away. She doesn't seem to mind, but I sure wish it had held up a little more. All-in-all, this was a good toy for a few days.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2025

recommand products