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Paint the Town Red: Core Rulebook SMPPTRCRBPPaint the Town Red is a sad vampire RPG from SoulMuppet Publishing about depression, partying and falling in love, and explores themes of trauma, vice and loneliness. Set against the backdrop of history's greatest cities, playing a game of Paint the Town Red feel more like a boozy night out on the town than a heroic quest, complete with pre drinks, loud music, smoking areas and hangovers. Paint the Town Red a game about being dead (inside) History's
Paint the Town Red is a sad vampire RPG from SoulMuppet Publishing about depression, partying and falling in love, and explores themes of trauma, vice and loneliness. Set against the backdrop of history's greatest cities, playing a game of Paint the Town Red feel more like a boozy night out on the town than a heroic quest, complete with pre-drinks, loud music, smoking areas and hangovers.
Paint the Town Red - a game about being dead (inside)
History's greatest cities become your playground in this game of partying through the pain and misery of death. You'll attend parties, soirees, balls, functions, gatherings, reunions, celebrations, jamborees; anything to add a little sugar and spice to your eternal boredom.
Inevitably your shenanigans will bring the weight of mortal (and undead) society crashing down on your head, and you'll have to take the party somewhere else and find a new place to slake your thirst. I've heard Charlemagne's court is nice this time of year.
Something very bad happened to you a very long time ago: you died and it fucking hurt.
Your blood is cold, but your skin is colder. Your heart might as well be made of stone. Your memory is like treacle. Sometimes, you even remember to blink.
Being dead sucks, but I know what will make you feel better. Wet your mouth a little, have a drink! It’s time for a party.
Life doesn't have to be boring. Explore the great cities of the world like London, Rome, Aachen and New York in a quest to be the (un)life of the party!
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Style: Ball, Size: Medium (Pack of 2)
Great new ball for our pup. He loves the sound of the crunch!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
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Style: Ball, Size: Medium (Pack of 2)
My dog loves these balls!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dogs love them
Style: Ball, Size: Medium (Pack of 2)
Our dogs love these. What’s great is that you can add more plastic (like from water bottles) if the plastic starts to fall out from the center. If you have a chewer, though, these won’t last you long. Our shepherd mix loves these and then starts to pull the rubber apart the more she plays with it. Our other dogs treat it normally, though, and those ones last forever. They also get some decent height when bounced, and they make a unique whistling noise when thrown.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 17, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Our pup loves the cronch cronch!
Style: Ball, Size: Medium (Pack of 1)
I bought our 15 month old Coton several Chuck-It toys on an Amazon deal. He is incredibly playful, mischievous, and ball/toy obsessed, especially for anything that makes noise. He can also be very destructive so I love how durable most of their products are - they’re among our longest lasting toys and worth every penny. We have yet to take them to the dog park, but they’re a perfect size for sharing in play time. And they are keeping him busy at home - that’s a good thing.
He loves investigating the crunchy-cronchy-crinkly sound which is a nice change from squeakers. It can withstand his destructive chewing well-being, gentle on his little teeth. I love that. Chuck-It is thinking outside the box with a variety of balls to keep dogs engaged! I do worry about the crinkle plastic inside because it is accessible because of the air holes and it feels a little sharp. So this will have to be an at home toy so we can monitor his play.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great products all around
Style: Ball, Size: Medium (Pack of 2)
Any of these balls are great! My dogs love all of them. The squeaky ones are their favorite!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 12, 2026