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Your Pasta Sucks (Matteo Lane)

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Your Pasta Sucks (Matteo Lane)Matteo Lane is a liar. In the pages of Your Pasta Sucks, he repeats that he has no business writing a cookbook, all while masterfully (and hilariously) weaving an intricate tale of food and family and schooling the reader in the flavors, traditions, and techniques of Rome, Sicily, and his own Italian American kitchen.Katie Parla, author of Food of the Italian Islands Your pasta sucks, but it doesn't have to. Let celebrated comedian and totally legit

“Matteo Lane is a liar. In the pages of Your Pasta Sucks, he repeats that he has no business writing a cookbook, all while masterfully (and hilariously) weaving an intricate tale of food and family and schooling the reader in the flavors, traditions, and techniques of Rome, Sicily, and his own Italian-American kitchen.”—Katie Parla, author of Food of the Italian Islands

Your pasta sucks, but it doesn't have to. Let celebrated comedian and totally legit author Matteo Lane show you how through 30 delicious recipes and laugh-out-loud stories.

Organized by the most important places and people in his life—from Chicago and New York to Rome and Sicily—comedian, actor, and YouTube sensation Matteo Lane’s first cookbook features recipes rooted in serious pasta knowledge but presented with his signature snarky and sassy wit. Turn these pages to find:

  • A conversational recipe (definitely not an argument) with his bestie Nick Smith on their versions of Mac and Cheese.
  • A short rant over the validity of “alfredo” that turns into a delicious recipe for Penna alla Vodka.
  • Matteo’s foolproof Homemade Pasta recipe.
  • Lots of hardworking, handy tips—like a treatise on how to not f*ck up your pasta—so you can learn while you laugh.


For fans of Matteo Lane, readers looking for a humorous take on Italian culture, or anyone who simply wants to learn “how to cook pasta like an Italian, Irish, Mexican homosexual,” Your Pasta Sucks will satisfy all.

HILARIOUS CELEBRITY COOKBOOK: Matteo Lane is a force: Named one of Variety’s Top Ten Comics to Watch, he performs for sold-out crowds all over the world. On his popular YouTube channel, Matteo guides viewers through his favorite simple dishes and regales them with hilarious asides. Fans always ask for written recipes, and this deliciously funny Italian cookbook is answering their call.

AN ENTERTAINING MESS: Matteo does not claim to be a professional when it comes to cooking. He’s real, he’s messy, and he has a major dose of hubris and charm. Delving into these pages is like inviting your bestie to dinner and having them whip up something chaotic and sublime while telling you the most entertaining bit of gossip you’ve ever heard. 

A SNARKY LOVE LETTER TO ITALIAN CULTURE: From a guide to how to order coffee in Rome (it can be more complicated than you think) to an ode to Matteo's favorite pasta personalities, a silly list of things you'll find in a nonna's house, and much more—this cookbook is more than just a collection of delicious Italian recipes. It's a tongue-in-cheek love letter to the wild and wonderful life that Matteo inhabits.

Perfect for:

  • Fans of Matteo Lane and his standup comedy
  • People looking for books that celebrate Italian and Italian American culture
  • Supporters of LGBTQIA+ content creators
  • Fans of Italian cooking and food-centric entertainers like The Pasta Queen 
  • Foodies looking for a unique present for a housewarming, birthday, holiday, or host/hostess gift
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Brenda
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 4
Suave al contacto para restregarle el cuerpo a mi nene
Color: Turtle&bunny
Me a encantado este producto lo único malo que me pasó es que la parte de la esponja se descoció o me tocó que cocerlo para que no se le saliera la esponja, de ahí en fuera muy buen producto
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2026
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Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Made very well!~!
Color: Frog&strawberry, Color: Frog&strawberry
Arrived as pictured. Boxed nice and cute. Suitable to send as a gift or for retail sales. These are not only adorable but wash very well. My grandson and I both like them. He said the strawberry was for me and he took the frog. I normally have to bribe him to bathe but all I have to say is froggy is waiting and he runs in!~!~ I love my strawberry and it really cleans well. Such fun and I'm delighted with them both. The size is perfect and I'm grateful. We have been using them for awhile to and they have held up like new. Worth the cost and priced very fair.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2026
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Chill Champ
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Super Cute Sponges for kids!
Color: Frog&strawberry, Color: Frog&strawberry
This is a pack of super cute kids bath sponges. These are sponges attached to loofahs that have a loop on them and can be hung to dry. These are shaped, One looked like a frog and the other like a strawberry making this pack accommodate both boy and girls. These sponges work very well and feel like they're made of a decent quality. The sponge area is very soft and the loofahs feel well made. These are a perfect size for the kiddos. These do a good job at lathering up the suds for the little ones. These also feel like they have a good durability and don't feel like they're gonna fall apart anytime soon. These are super cute and would make a great gift as well. The value on this is not very expensive. These are affordable especially for gifting. giving this an expected value in my opinion and at the time of this review. Overall, these sponges are super cute and would make a fantastic gifts for little ones. I would have no issues recommending these.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2026
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Hambster
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Very functional, and lots of fun for little kids. Gentle enough for their skin, too.
Color: Frog&strawberry
These are so awesome. Two of them come in a box. There's a frog one and a strawberry one. They are inside individual zip lock bags inside the box. There's a scrubbie/loofa (not a natural one, just the plastic webbing type) on one side, and cloth-covered plushie/sponge on the other side that is the strawberry/frog. My granddaughter loves them. She can use them to clean and scrub herself, just like a big girl, but with a fun sponge/scrubby that she likes, so she always knows that there's a special one that is just hers. They absorb plenty of water and soap, and are good for cleaning their whole body. They are just the right size to fit in an adult hand, so a little big for solo use by a little hand, but there are plenty of bits to grab onto on either side, so it's not hard for a little kid to hang onto them. The loofah/scrubby side is well made, although it will become big and loose as those things always do if you pull on them too much. The sponge/toy side is very soft, and definitely gentle enough for a small child's skin. My only dislike is the small loop for hanging it on a hook in the shower. The little loop is just tiny and hard to separate, so it's difficult to get it onto a hook so it can hang and dry out in between uses. It would have been very easy to make the loop longer and more functional, so I'm not sure why they didn't. Other than that one, minor inconvenience, this is a great product.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026
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RachieG
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Adorable scrubbie
Color: Turtle&bunny
Durable sponge made with quality material. Great value for price, soap lathers well and no signs of wear and tear after using for a month. Not too rough on the skin, plus you can’t beat the adorable turtle design
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Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2026

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