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Beadle & Grimm's Player's Journal

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Beadle & Grimm's Player's JournalYou are starting an adventure. And since you seem to be short of the coin required to have a personal bard to record your travels and turn them into song, we humbly offer this journal. Between its covers are pages that, had you been able to afford a bard, they surely would have used to record your most heroic moments: Section 1: My Character A certificate of Birth, from which most good adventures begin. About your CharacterName, backstory, history,

You are starting an adventure. And since you seem to be short of the coin required to have a personal bard to record your travels and turn them into song, we humbly offer this journal.

Between its covers are pages that, had you been able to afford a bard, they surely would have used to record your most heroic moments:

Section 1: My Character
A certificate of Birth, from which most good adventures begin.

  • About your Character—Name, backstory, history, and, most importantly, your ever-growing kit. Creatures or people that may travel with you, or that you may turn into, or might otherwise contribute to your adventuring. Any promises, pacts, or otherwise poorly thought out oaths you may have made on your travels. your home—Plans for your castle, keep, temple, or spaceship...wherever you place your hat after a long adventure.
  • Session Zero planning to make sure that you and your fellow adventurers are aligned on how the game will be run.

Section 2: The World
Track ancient History & recent events, plus everything about Countries, Cultures, and Peoples that you should know.

Section 3: Locations
Places you've explored, passed through or (kind of) heard about.

Section 4: People & Creatures
Memorable friends, enemies & frenemies (memorable if you write them down). Plus, track lesser acquaintances & things.

Section 5: Adventures
Almost 100 pages of session logs and maps.

Section 6: Campaign Recap
We can’t write a song for you, but this is where you record your best moments, and how the world was changed by your triumphs, defeats, and near misses.

Section 7: Appendices
Safety tools, and, our favorite things, Generators! Generate backgrounds, relationships, and creatures! Plus, customizable generator generators (patent pending); A certificate of Death, a place where most adventures end (this may be in reverse order if your adventures include tentacles and elder gods, but so be it).

At the end, whether your adventure was heroic, tragic, comic, or some combination of the three, you’ll have a tale you can turn to for years. And, should you come into sufficient coinage, good material for an epic song.

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Michael Mateja
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★★★★★ 5
Kids love the newest “Worst” tale-
Format: Hardcover
Kids will love this next book in The Worst series. Awesome, fun, colorful illustrations in this tale with Gilbert the Goblin trying to escape cupids and valentines. Instead of candy for Valentine’s Day give the gift of this book. My students love when Alex Willan has a new book out and are loving this one.
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Heidi Grange
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★★★★★ 4
Plenty of fun for Gilbert fans!
Format: Hardcover
As in previous books in the series, Gilbert the Goblin complains about the problems he sees with Valentine's Day, what he calls 'mushy malarkey'. Young readers who don't care for the holiday will find much to relate to in the book. Although, Gilbert's complaints seem a tad trifling. Coconut chocolates are 'Blech'. He seems to have a special issue with the cupid's 'perfect', 'beautiful', and 'luxurious' hair. When Gilbert faces off with a group of cupids, he just barely manages to escape their love arrows, or so he thinks until he backs into a cactus in his own yard and believes he has been pricked by one such love arrow. He then becomes a goblin full of love. He loves his spells, his potions, even himself, but not coconut chocolates. He even welcomes his friends over to celebrate before bidding his pet sock slugs a fond goodnight. Good thing the love spell wears off. This funny book follows the pattern of the previous five books, but the addition of adorable cupids as well as Gilbert's beloved cactuses and pet sock slugs provides plenty of freshness as Gilbert once again (reluctantly) joins in the festivities. Plenty of fun for young fans of the series.
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Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
LOVE this book! ❤️
Format: Hardcover
I am a kindergarten teacher and my students LOVE this series! Valentines are the Worst is a new favorite! The illustrations are amazing as always and the story is funny and sweet, perfect for Valentine's Day!
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Margi W
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One of the best in this series! All kids will love it❤️
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Lexington, US
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Best way to explore Paris
Format: Paperback
This book is awesome! I enjoyed reading it just as much as my kids did! I love the layout and the way that the book assigns the kids to be secret agents, but defers to the case officers (parents) for the final say. We were in Paris for 1 week and although the weather was less than cooperative, we were able to capture our 100 points and award our 4yo and 7yo their secret agent certificates. I love the fact that you can work on this book in any order and do as little or as much as you want at each attraction. The price was awesome and worth every penny. My 7yo particularly enjoyed the challenges at the Musee D'Orsay and the Louvre and it was a great way to keep those visits focused and entertaining for the kids. My 4yo was a little young to stay engaged with every "mission", but the activities were easy enough that she could help (ex. finding a winter scene in the Musee D'Orsay). I loved that this book engaged the kids but didn't detract from any of our visits (we didn't feel like we had to go "out of our way" to find anything). The only disappointment was that they didn't include Versailles and Sainte Chappelle. I have not only recommended this book to all my of friends traveling to Paris (honestly with or without kids), but I have also already purchased the similar books for London, New York, and Washington DC. Can't wait to see what other cities they add!
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