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The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes) (Guides to Villainy and Love)

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The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes) (Guides to Villainy and Love)A conflicted villain and his unstoppable bride form the realms most chaotic alliance in this riotously funny dark romantasy perfect for fans of Assistant to the Villain, but darker and spicier. Whats mine stays mine. Step One: Kidnap someone cute. Step Two: Force her into marriage. Step Three: Try not to catch feelings. When Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella for a forced marriage, he expects an obedient, trembling bride. What he gets

A conflicted villain and his unstoppable bride form the realm’s most chaotic alliance in this riotously funny dark romantasy perfect for fans of Assistant to the Villain, but darker and spicier.

“What’s mine stays mine.”

Step One: Kidnap someone cute.
Step Two: Force her into marriage.
Step Three: Try not to catch feelings.

When Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella for a forced marriage, he expects an obedient, trembling bride. What he gets is a knife to the throat and a furious woman with demands of her own. He may need her heroic bloodline to achieve ultimate dominion, but she’s not about to make this easy for him.

Arabella has already survived her father’s tower prison and a lifetime of being treated like property. Getting abducted by the realm’s most notorious villain is just another Tuesday. If she must be married to the infuriating (and infuriatingly attractive) Dark Lord, she’ll do it on her terms: freedom within his fortress, hands strictly to himself, and complete honesty about his plans.

But when those plans go awry, Kazimir faces his most terrifying challenge yet: he must date his own wife. Between magical training sessions, playing golf with the eyeballs of his enemies, and aphrodisiac dinners gone spectacularly wrong, his attempts at villainous seduction are failing at every turn.

As Kazimir and Arabella navigate magical explosions and jealous exes, they discover a far more terrifying prospect than war or magical catastrophe: They might actually be falling for each other.

This dark and sexy fantasy romance is perfect for readers who love: a morally gray antihero (who stays that way); a strong heroine who embraces her dark side (she doesn’t need rescuing, thanks); touch her and die trope; hilarious, wicked banter and sizzling spice; one bed/forced proximity; kidnapped bride/forced marriage; and dark humor.

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As promised
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Lightweight and soft
Color: Navy Blue Seersucker, Size: King(108"x90")
I purchased this as someone who is constantly waking up too hot with blankets, but too cold without. This comforter has been a game changer. I’m getting much better sleep, and while I still wake up a little too warm sometimes, it’s significantly less than I was previously.
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Lexington, US
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ightweight Cooling Comforter That Actually Feels Good for Hot Nights
This seersucker cooling comforter has been a nice upgrade for warmer nights. It’s very lightweight and breathable, so it doesn’t feel heavy or trapping heat like a traditional comforter. The fabric has a soft, slightly silky feel, and the seersucker texture gives it a bit of airflow that helps it stay more comfortable. The fit is good on a Twin size bed with enough drape over the sides without feeling oversized or bulky. It lays nicely on the bed and doesn’t bunch up easily, which makes it easy to straighten out in the morning. Thickness-wise, it’s on the thinner side, which is actually what makes it work for hot sleepers. It’s not meant to be a heavy blanket and more of a light, breathable layer that still feels like a comforter. The reversible design is a nice touch too depending on which side you prefer. Overall, it’s easy to use, lightweight, and comfortable for summer or warm sleepers. It feels like good value if you want something simple that helps cut down on overheating without overcomplicating things.
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Yolanda
Whiting, US
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Cooling Blanket for Hot Sleepers, Soft Lightweight Comfort with a Cool-to-the-Touch Feel
This reversible cooling blanket is a great option for anyone who sleeps warm. It’s incredibly soft, very lightweight, and has that instantly cool-to-the-touch feel that makes it especially comfortable for hot sleepers. What I liked most is how airy and breathable it feels without being heavy or stuffy. It’s comfortable enough to use all night and gives that nice cooling sensation when you first pull it over you. The softness also makes it feel cozy without sacrificing the lightweight design. My only real wish is that it came with a matching pillowcase, because that would make it feel even more complete as a sleep set. Pros: Extremely soft and comfortable Cool to the touch Lightweight and airy feel Great for hot sleepers Breathable without feeling heavy Cons: Does not include a matching pillowcase Verdict: If you tend to sleep hot, this is a really nice lightweight cooling blanket. It’s soft, breathable, and comfortable with a refreshing cool feel. I just wish it included a pillowcase to make the set feel complete
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