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Zero Tolerance Anal Everest

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Zero Tolerance Anal EverestCone You Believe It? Hold onto your jockstraps, fellas, because this traffic cone is anything but a slowpoke! Introducing the ultimate girthy adventure for your backdoor shenanigans. This isn't your ordinary plug; it's the granddaddy of all anal delights, designed to take you on a wild ride. Product Features: Large cone shaped anal plug For those who like their playtime with a side of adventure. Perfect for advanced anal players Because youre not a

Cone You Believe It? 

Hold onto your jockstraps, fellas, because this traffic cone is anything but a slowpoke! 🚀 Introducing the ultimate girthy adventure for your backdoor shenanigans. This isn't your ordinary plug; it's the granddaddy of all anal delights, designed to take you on a wild ride. 🌈

Product Features:

  • Large cone-shaped anal plug – For those who like their playtime with a side of adventure. 🎢
  • Perfect for advanced anal players – Because you’re not a newbie, and you deserve the best. 💪
  • Round tapered tip – Eases you in before the real fun begins. 😉
  • Ring-grooved shaft – Keeps you guessing and gasping with every groove. 😲
  • Slight flexibility – Moves with your body, not against it. 🕺
  • Made from slick & smooth PVC – For a glide that's oh-so-divine. ✨
  • Powerful suction cup base – Keeps things steady so your hands can be free to roam. 🤲
  • Base doubles as safety feature – Because safety first, fun always. 🚨
  • Measurements:
    • Overall Length: 10.25” 📏
    • Insertable Length: 9.9” 📏
    • Depth: 4.37” 📏
    • Width: 4.37” 📏
    • Weight: 40.1 oz ⚖️
  • Phthalate & latex-free – No nasties here, just pure pleasure. 🍑
  • Waterproof & submersible – Shower time just got a whole lot steamier. 💦
  • Five Year Warranty – Because we believe in long-term satisfaction. 🛠️

Storytime: The Tale of the Traffic Cone Titan 📚

Picture this: You've just had a long day, and you're ready for some "me time." You reach for the Traffic Cone Titan, your trusty companion for those moments when you need to feel completely filled. As you work your way down its ring-grooved shaft, you realize this isn’t just any toy – it's a journey to the summit of pleasure, with every groove designed to take you higher. 🌟

The powerful suction cup base means your hands are free to explore, adding another layer of fun to your play. It's perfect for those who like to multitask in the most delicious way possible. 🍑🔥 And cleanup? A breeze with a hot water rinse and your favorite toy cleaner. 🧼💦

So why settle for less when you can have a titan of a toy? Say goodbye to dull and hello to the Traffic Cone Titan, your new best friend in advanced anal play. Because you deserve more than just satisfaction – you deserve ecstasy. 🚀💫

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beasterson
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Absolutely top-knotch
Format: Kindle
9.5/10 This is the pinnacle of Star Wars comic books. A great way to tie in their Indiana Jones character in Aphra and the mainline series to tell an amazing story. Only complaint is a couple of the issues artwork I was not a fan of. I like the more realistic look. Just make sure you read Aphra book 1 and the previous SW books to understand it better. Aphra book 1 being more important
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Reviewed in the United States on February 6, 2018
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Frank Gino
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Star Wars embraces fantasy
Format: Paperback
This is Star Wars at its' strangest, and that's a very good thing. Luke and co. fighting through what could easily be Dracula's castle is a truly unique experience. I don't wish to say more for fear of spoilers. As a note though you will get more out of this if you've been following the Star Wars and Dr. Aphra comics. However you can get by without that knowledge as well.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 26, 2017
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Doc Watson
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 3
Gothic Star Wars
Format: Paperback
This trade paperback collects all the issues for the Screaming Citadel story spread over several titles, including the main stay Star Wars series and the Dr Aphra book. As one might expect from a story spread over different titles with different artists and writers, the presentation varies. The art is all over the place. In the Marco Checchetto-drawn initial issue, everyone’s favorite amoral artifact hunter, Dr Aphra, is a striking space vixen. But in the following issues she’s hardly recognizable as the same character--mousier, if still menacing, in her trademark Russian tanker’s hat. To a lesser degree, the same is true for the other characters, including the main SW group. It’s understandable, but a bit disconcerting. The story centers on Dr Aphra, who, in need of a Jedi for one of her typically nefarious purposes, recruits Luke into her scheme. Unfortunately for Aphra, she’s up against a more ruthless foe in the harlequin-looking vampire-like Queen of the Screaming Citadel. Before long, the rest of the group has to show up to rescue them. It’s a gothic story, set in scary castle—not the usual Star Wars fare. There are some good points. Dr Aphra’s almost sociopathic outlook is always good for a few choice lines, the “murderous machines” Bee Tee and Triple Zero are on hand for their own gruesome commentary and some of the Queens hench-people, while not given much to do, are interestingly designed. But overall, the horror movies plotline didn’t seem much like Star Wars to me. Recommended for those who enjoy that type of story, or completists.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 27, 2018
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PWDecker
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 4
Luke and Doctor Aphra team up!
Format: Paperback
This is the second crossover event in the Marvel Star Wars comics. It brings the ongoing Doctor Aphra and Star Wars series together. I liked the pairing of Luke with Aphra. They play well off of each other with Luke's naive goodness and Aphra's experienced gray morality. I liked when she called him a wannabe padawan. There are some well designed characters in this comic. The residents of the Screaming Citadel have a goth bdsm vibe. Luke even gets to dress up. I liked seeing him in something different. I want to know more about Sana and Aphra's past!!! Please, Marvel, make a queer love story prequel!!! The murder droids are wonderful. Having them on the same side as the "good guys" for at least the time being led to some funny situations. The last panel intrigued me. I give this graphic novel a 4/5. I am always here for more Doctor Aphra!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 29, 2017
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Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent mini series.
Format: Kindle
This is an excellent follow up to Vader Down. Luke Skywalker and friends take on a bigger threat than The Empire and Darth Vader that is connected to the Jedi. Luke and Dr. Aphra join forces to find the answers Like is seeking. Truly worth reading and entertaining.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 23, 2019

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