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Master Series Thorns Spiked Wooden Humbler

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Master Series Thorns Spiked Wooden HumblerKey Features: Implement of Pain and Control: Keep him on his knees with this humbler that attaches to the scrotum and hooks behind the thighs. Curved Wood: The smooth, dark, Beechwood is ergonomically curved to fit around most thighs as it keeps them relatively immobile. Adjustable Pressure: Turn the knobs on either side to tighten or loosen the screws and add or remove pressure, effectively locking them in place when tight and making it removable

Key Features:

  • Implement of Pain and Control: Keep him on his knees with this humbler that attaches to the scrotum and hooks behind the thighs.
  • Curved Wood: The smooth, dark, Beechwood is ergonomically curved to fit around most thighs as it keeps them relatively immobile.
  • Adjustable Pressure: Turn the knobs on either side to tighten or loosen the screws and add or remove pressure, effectively locking them in place when tight and making it removable when loose.
  • Spiked Thorns: Several rows of flat-tipped spikes jut out where they come in contact to the scrotum to add an extra level of pain and punishment.

Experience the ultimate in control and discipline with our expertly crafted humbler. Designed to keep him in place, this device attaches securely to the scrotum and hooks behind the thighs. Made from smooth, dark Beechwood, it is ergonomically curved to fit comfortably while ensuring limited movement. Adjustable knobs allow for precise pressure control—tighten the screws for firm lockdown or loosen for easy removal. To enhance the sensation, rows of flat-tipped spikes add an extra level of punishment.

"On your knees", you command. He kneels, naked, and waits. You slip the humbler behind his thighs, gently take his balls and stretch them away from him. You slip them between the crack in the humbler and then position them ever so carefully. As you turn the knobs, it tightens and he feels the pressure. The thorns push into his stretched skin and he groans. "Hush now, you'll survive. It isn't that bad, is it?" He shakes his head and takes a breath, calming himself. You make sure it isn't too tight to harm him, but tight enough to hurt, and stand in front of him and smile, satisfied. "That's right where you belong, on your knees in front of me."

Measurements:
Overall: 14.7 inches Length x 2.6 inches Height
Scrotum Hole: 2.5 inches Width x 0.74 inches Height

Materials: Beechwood, Plastic, Metal

Color: Black

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Renee
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Great value, durable, enriching
Size: Large (5" x 3.25" x 9")
$5 for the large size for our 15lb chiweenie mix was PERFECT. Her emotional support chew toy got destroyed and I wanted something I felt safe leaving in her kennel while I was out. She anxiously chews. Bought this to try out and she took a bit to get into it, but now she loves it. Probably could’ve gone with a smaller size, but oh well. We put treats inside and smear peanut butter or wet food on the dumbbell like ends for enrichment. So far has held up over 3 weeks.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 7, 2026
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Ann
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
A good choice
Size: Large (5" x 3.25" x 9")
Initially I put this toy in my save-for-later on Amazon. As I was perusing through one morning I noticed that it had been reduced so, I ordered it. It arrived promptly, was well packaged, and has been a good addition to my Doberman's toy box. It has not been chosen as the ultimate favorite, but he likes enough to select it, carry it around, and chew on it. To us there is no unpleasant odor. It is good solid rubber and despite all of his chewing maneuvers, there are not holes, marks, or bits of the ball where they should not be. He carries the toy in his mouth in the middle of the toy, but likes to lie on the floor, hold one ball end in his paws and chew on the other. Overall, I would give this a grade of a good, solid, reliable dog toy. I cannot address suction power, because I am not sure what is meant by that in a toy that is shaped like an old fashioned dumb bell. Top 3 Likes: -Durable rubber chew toy for large dog that is easily carried -Bright color making it easily visible -No offensive odors Top 3 Dislikes: -Serviceable toy, not a favorite -Could be chewed into little pieces by a very aggressive chewer (mine is not) -Poor at dispensing treats; they fall right out with no challenge
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Reviewed in the United States on June 16, 2024
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Tam
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 3
Works good for my medium dog
Size: Large (5" x 3.25" x 9")
As expected. Good for medium chewers but not heavy chewers.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2026
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kristen
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Wish I could give more stars after 8 months 🙌🏼
Size: Large (5" x 3.25" x 9")
I purchased this in June and I've come back in January to leave a review. This was the first toy I bought my dog I had it delivered while she was still in the shelter and it has lasted longer than any other toy. Not only can she not destroy it when she's actively trying but she still loves it she plays with it all the time I don't even need to put treats in it she just enjoys the texture. This toy was such a win. I have wasted so much money since then on other toys that say their indestructible and turn up in pieces. I wish I could give it more stars
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Reviewed in the United States on January 25, 2026
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Elaina rice
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Dog loves it! For tough chewers for sure
Size: Medium/Large, Color: Dog Ness Monster - Large, Size: Medium/Large, Color: Dog Ness Monster - Large
Dog absolutely loves it, he’s super rough on all of his toys they usually last about 10 minutes bore they are torn to shreds. It’s lasting through his chewing so I’m happy. It’s also super cute.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2026

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