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The Intelligence: Vintage Future - VINYL LPTitle: Vintage Future Artist: The Intelligence Label: In the Red Records Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 759718526011 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2015 10 23 Number of Discs: 1 Vinyl LP pressing. Fittingly born at the dawn of the 21st Century, The Intelligence's brand of art smarm surf has become a touchstone for with it rock 'n' roll of the era. Perhaps a surprising assertion, especially considering their primitive and personal origins, but one cemented by
Title: Vintage FutureArtist: The Intelligence
Label: In the Red Records
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 759718526011
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2015-10-23
Number of Discs: 1
Vinyl LP pressing. Fittingly born at the dawn of the 21st Century, The Intelligence's brand of art-smarm surf has become a touchstone for with-it rock 'n' roll of the era. Perhaps a surprising assertion, especially considering their primitive and personal origins, but one cemented by the dedication and continual reinvention fostered by main-brain Lars Aldric Finberg. For all their longevity and prolificacy, The Intelligence is a restless, ever-evolving vehicle for Finberg, showcasing his presumably patented knack for sharp pop songwriting that rides waves from both the past and heretofore unknown. Hence the emergence of Vintage Future, the band's 2015 album. Finberg has always playfully flashed fangs with The Intelligence, but the hard targeting here makes Vintage Future the most thematically biting offering thus far. Across the record, Finberg combs over relationships, ambitions and his own values for trouble spots and indignities, highlighting his findings and skewering as needed. Jabs at the absurdities of band life have been a focus since The Intelligence's inception, but tunes like "Nocturnal Admissions," "Refuse to Pay the Dues" (a sure-fire cornerstone of any Greatest Hits package assembled) and "Platinum Janitor" confront living in rock 'n' roll with an honesty bordering on the sadistic. Songs like "Sex" and "Whip My Valet" (the band's most singularly aggressive and punk moment ever) manage to be intensely personal ruminations, nervously humorous and all-out rockers simultaneously, all with a wink. It's precisely that charm coupled with intensity that makes The Intelligence so crave-worthy. Well, that and the copious panic-stabs of guitar. Vintage Future thankfully shows The Intelligence continuing to move in whatever goddamn direction they want, keeping it permanently casual in this inhuman Business That We Call Show. Is there any better way?
Tracks:
1.1 Sex
1.2 Nocturnal Admissions
1.3 Cleaning Lady
1.4 Whip My Valet
1.5 We Refuse to Pay the Dues
1.6 Platinum Janitor
1.7 Tourists
1.8 Dieu Merci Pour la Fixation de la Machine a Coudre
1.9 Romans
1.10 Vintage Future
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★★★★★ 5
Winnie Loves Them!
Size: Medium (Pack of 3), Color: Orange, Green & Yellow, Pattern Name: Dog
My Winnie is an aggressive chewer and she loves these bones. They're indestructible and they must be delicious because she works on them every day. I was a bit concerned when they were out of stock for a few months. Please don't discontinue them!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Not bad for the price
Size: Medium (Pack of 3), Color: Orange, Green & Yellow, Pattern Name: Dog
Good for chewing but my little dog had trouble with the brown food coming off in bigger than should be chunks
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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dog chews nylon bones
Size: Large (Pack of 3), Color: Varies, Pattern Name: clean tuff
My French bulldogs love 💕 these unfortunately small pieces come off and get caught in their throats the fore I will not purchase any in the future thank you
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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Weird to humans, amazing to dogs!
Size: Large (Pack of 3), Color: Orange, Green & Yellow, Pattern Name: Dog
I find these expensive and weird, and yet I'm not the one chewing them and both of my dogs disagree. They feel they are amazing and tasty! They love to chew on these, and chew, and chew. Who am I to argue?
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Reviewed in the United States on April 24, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Defective cracked
Size: Large (Pack of 3), Color: Orange, Green & Yellow, Pattern Name: Dog
The stuff inside was cracked. It took my dog a few minutes to get it out.
I bought these from other stores in person and didn't have any problem. It must be from shipping and handling.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026