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To The "Awoken Global Citizens" Everywhere On This Planet...After examining the realities of life very closely, Michael David Mast has made some shocking realizations that are far beyond the accepted norms of present day man. These realizations range from explaining the dinosaurs size and weight to explaining the phenomena of Ancient Egypt. About the Author Having had many experiences in his life, Michael David Mast studied and worked as a structural engineer while playing fist chair symphony trombone. In

After examining the realities of life very closely, Michael David Mast has made some shocking realizations that are far beyond the “accepted norms” of present day man. These realizations range from explaining the dinosaurs size and weight to explaining the phenomena of Ancient Egypt.

About the Author

Having had many experiences in his life, Michael David Mast studied and worked as a structural engineer while playing fist chair symphony trombone. In Hollywood, he led his own original rhythm and blues band with five horns, including the baritone-sax from Tower of Power who lived with his family through all of 1983. This, Mast’s first publication, includes his most important “new to present day man” realizations of his entire life!

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Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
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Another good book.
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Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 4
Oh What A Night!
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Book is short and sweet. Nice satirical tribute to the Night Before Christmas. Always fun to see Robot Santa Futurama Stories! Would have been nice if it was a bit longer in story and pictures but it is still a fun short read! (Maybe more pictures of cast and characters in Prolog....like doing a movie or Comic Trades for example).
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Movie Guy
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Love it.
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Merry Christmas. April 2025
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Gavin
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Very Cute!!
Format: Hardcover
I bought this for myself a while back but deliberately didn't read it until Xmas eve. My roommate didn't want me to read it to her, but she was kind enough to let me read it out loud to my ginger cat (Fry (yes)), while he was snuggled up with her. All three of us enjoyed it a lot.
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One of the funniest books...ever
Comic Book Guy is my favorite non-Simpsons family character on the show so this book was worth it CBG takes a stab at all of the fun things that come with being a practioner of the "geekly arts" from what to do on a date to his top movie lines A CLASSIC & FUNNY READ!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2011

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