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...and Then You Die of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon TrailA quirky, nostalgic send up to the Oregon Trail computer game, featuring snarky and hard earned life lessons from the trail. Pack your wagons, find your ride or (literally) die friends, and roll up to Matt's General Store with a sack of cash it's time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty first century style And Then You Die of Dysentery is the perfect send up to the sometimes frustrating, always entertaining, and universally beloved Oregon Trail computer
A quirky, nostalgic send-up to the Oregon Trail computer game, featuring snarky and hard-earned life lessons from the trail. Pack your wagons, find your ride-or-(literally) die friends, and roll up to Matt's General Store with a sack of cash--it's time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty-first-century style ...And Then You Die of Dysentery is the perfect send-up to the sometimes frustrating, always entertaining, and universally beloved Oregon Trail computer game. Featuring a four-color design in the game's iconic 8-bit format, alongside pop culture references galore, the book offers 50 humorous, snarky lessons gleaned from the game's most iconic moments, including gems such as:--Suffering from exhaustion is a real thing. (It's not just PR code for why a celebrity went to rehab.)
--If you hunt too frequently in one area, game will become scarce. (The first signs of gentrification )
--Invite your sweetie to cuddle with you while looking up at the stars. (The night sky was the original Netflix & Chill. Step 1: Loosen up Orion's belt...) With its laugh-out-loud commentary and its absurdist nostalgia, ...And Then You Die of Dysentery is the ultimate trip down memory lane ... all the way to the Willamette Valley.
Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin
Published: 10/16/2018
ISBN: 9781328624390
Pages: 112
Weight: 0.60lbs
Size: 8.10h x 5.10w x 0.50d
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★★★★★ 5
Best toys!
Color: Monsieur Acorn - Large
BEST TOYS!!! My dogs LOVE THESE!!! The bonus toy inside is SOOO FUN!!
Last ms them a long time.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Excellent, But Not Strong Enough
Color: Monsieur Acorn - Large
This has become the most engaged my dog has ever been with a toy. He chewed these acorns for an hour and a half STRAIGHT. Sadly, he was able to shred both acorns by this time.
For dogs with a normal chewing and shredding amount, this toy would be perfect. However, for a super chewer like our dog (Lab/Malamute), it seems like we're going to need something stronger...
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Reviewed in the United States on December 6, 2025
★★★★★ 5
A favorite for my small destroyers
Color: Monsieur Acorn - Large, Color: Monsieur Acorn - Large
My small destroyer dogs LOVE these toys and are always surprised to find another toy after the first and second violent de-stuffing. Definitely a supervision toy for safety, but my terriers love doing their thing when these come out and they last much longer than I had anticipated. Color, design and value all as described, however I literally do not remember if it did squeak because the squeaker would be the first thing gone
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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Doesn’t hold up at all.
Color: Hare - Large, Color: Hare - Large
Received this today, and it lasted less than an hour before it had to be taken away to prevent it being eaten.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
It looks like a Totoro
Color: Hare - Large
Great toy ! Pibble loves it! an it looks just like a Totoro which is huge plus at our house. These are very durable and once de gloved the body will last a very long time if your dog isn’t a big chewer.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 29, 2025
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