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Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem: Strange Stories from the Bible to Leave You Amused, Bemused, and (Hopefully) InformedThis humorous book is full of new insights into ways we've been missing the point of so many beloved Bible stories. Approximately 80 percent of Americans admit they haven't read the Bible. If they did, they'd be pleasantly surprised by its impressive quantity of sex and poop jokes. David danced naked. Noah was basically a moonshining hillbilly. Ezekiel baked poop bread. Herod was eaten by worms. Jesus cursed a fig tree, just to prove he could. Mark
This humorous book is full of new insights into ways we've been missing the point of so many beloved Bible stories.Approximately 80 percent of Americans admit they haven't read the Bible. If they did, they'd be pleasantly surprised by its impressive quantity of sex and poop jokes.David danced naked. Noah was basically a moonshining hillbilly. Ezekiel baked poop bread. Herod was eaten by worms. Jesus cursed a fig tree, just to prove he could. Mark went streaking. Hosea married a prostitute. Lot was date-raped by his own daughters.It turns out, there's a lot of weird stuff in the Bible. Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem is a funny look at some of the stranger tales in the Bible. From Elisha, who loosed homicidal bears on some kids because they called him bald (it's a long story), to the story of Ehud, who gets away with assassinating a tyrannical king because his servants think said king is taking a dump (also a long story), this book examines and casts new light on some of the Bible's stranger moments.Organized by topic (poop, genitalia, weird violence, prostitution, gratuitous nudity, seemingly pointless miracles, and other fun stuff), Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem is a thoroughly researched (really ), reverent, and insightful look at the amazing book at the center of our faith.Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Published: 08/25/2020
ISBN: 9780785234449
Pages: 240
Weight: 0.45lbs
Size: 8.30h x 5.40w x 0.70d
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Last longer for an aggressive chewers than other things
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Last at least a day with an aggressive chewer
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Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026
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Lasted less than 60 seconds - 6 month puppy.
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Lasted less than 60 seconds ! Stop calling a product a chew. When there is nothing lasting.
I should start returning products that are misrepresented. And stop reading reviews.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great product
Oh my God, my dogs love these they inhale them, but I only give them one a day or even one every other day. It's perfect. It doesn't have ingredients in it that my dogs are allergic to like 99% of the treats and dog food have it so that's this is gonna be a definitely definitely thing that I'm gonna purchase for them.
My dog is allergic to furrous sulfate and why people put this in their animals foods I don't know, but they need to stop really putting things in it that doesn't really be necessary. This is great has nothing in it so hundred percent matter fact I'm reading it right now. It was for small dogs, medium dogs and large dogs. Well my dog's 130 pounds. The other one is 190 you cannot give this to puppies under three months old I don't know why but one thing is the package itself doesn't save the ingredients. Maybe this is it biscuit chicken coconut, peanut butter, some kind of starch and sorbitol, but it's only 2% so it's not bad but that is unnecessary to put in any Dog or cat for that matters.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
★★★★★ 5
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I didn't know my dogs were crackheads until they tried this. They absolutely loved them. Even my 16 year old RUNS to get them. Definitely 5+ stars.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026
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