SKU: 85136016016

King Cock 7" Vibrating Dildo

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King Cock 7" Vibrating DildoAll Hail the King of Cocks: The Ultimate Pleasure Throne Awaits! Are you a connoisseur of the real deal? Well, get ready to bend the knee and worship the King Cock 7" Vibrating Cock the royal scepter of pleasure that'll have you moaning, "Long live the King!" Crafted in the USA with high quality rubber and designed to hit all the right spots, this majestic toy is your key to a kingdom of bliss. The realistic textures of veins and wrinkles will make

👑🍆 All Hail the King of Cocks: The Ultimate Pleasure Throne Awaits! 🏰🌈

Are you a connoisseur of the real deal? Well, get ready to bend the knee and worship the King Cock 7" Vibrating Cock – the royal scepter of pleasure that'll have you moaning, "Long live the King!" 👑

Crafted in the USA with high-quality rubber and designed to hit all the right spots, this majestic toy is your key to a kingdom of bliss. The realistic textures of veins and wrinkles will make you feel like you're with the real thing – only better! 🌟

🎖️ Royal Deets:

  • Made in the USA: Enjoy a patriotic ride! 🇺🇸
  • PVC, Phthalate-free, Non-allergenic, and Body safe: Your highness deserves the best. 👌
  • Removable suction cup base: Hands-free play for those wild, royal nights. 💃
  • Vibration function: Multiple speeds to send shivers down your spine. 🎛️
  • Realistic design: Like a portrait of pleasure, the King Cock brings fantasies to life. 🖼️
  • Easy to clean & Harness compatible: A regal dong that's ready for any adventure. 🛡️
  • Insertable Length: 5.2 in. (13.3 cm.), Width: 1.9 in. (4.8 cm.): A size fit for a king. 📏

If your desires crave an intensely lifelike design, powerful vibrations, and a smooth, satisfying ride, look no further than this majestic dildo. 👀

So, prepare for a royal decree of ecstasy and let the King Cock 7" Vibrating Cock be your ultimate pleasure companion. Raise your banners and dive into a world of unbridled passion with the King of Cocks! 🚩🔥🌈

Don't miss out on this amazing toy – it's time to indulge in the royal treatment and embrace the pleasure only a King Cock can provide! 👑🍆💦

🏆🏈 The Chronicles of the Locker Room Pleasure Lords 🍻🍆

Gather 'round, bros, and listen to the legendary tale of the Locker Room Pleasure Lords, a fearless group of guys who discovered the magical powers of the King Cock 7" Vibrating Cock. 🏆

In the hallowed halls of the local gym, the Pleasure Lords stumbled upon the ultimate secret weapon: the King Cock. Intrigued by its lifelike design and intense vibrations, they each decided to take one home, vowing to unlock its hidden potential. 🏋️‍♂️

Word quickly spread about their newfound prowess in the bedroom, as they honed their skills with the King Cock, hitting every sweet spot with precision and finesse. Their legendary escapades became the stuff of dreams, fueling steamy locker room gossip and earning them the envy of their fellow gym-goers. 💪🛏️

On weekends, the Pleasure Lords would gather at their favorite sports bar, where they would share tales of their royal conquests, fueled by the power of the King Cock. As they clinked their beer mugs, they exchanged tips and tricks, continually upping their game and pushing the boundaries of pleasure. 🍻🎯

Inspired by the Pleasure Lords, more and more guys flocked to the gym, seeking to harness the legendary power of the King Cock for themselves. The brotherhood grew, united by their shared passion for exploring the limits of their manliness and indulging in the pleasures only a King Cock could provide. 🤝🌈

If you, too, are ready to join this legendary group of adventurers and unleash the full potential of the King Cock 7" Vibrating Cock, there's only one thing left to do: Get your hands on one today and claim your rightful place among the Locker Room Pleasure Lords! 👑🍆

Embrace the power, let your true colors shine, and indulge in the ultimate pleasure with the King Cock 7" Vibrating Cock! 🏁🚀💥

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Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
No sun burn
Style: SPF 50, Size: 5 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2026
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Lilly Y.
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 4
good spray, but strong alcohol smell
Style: SPF 50, Size: 5 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I like Alba Botanica, but 3.5 starts since: - the spray goes way too fast (that can be true for all continuous sprays). I used it 4 - 5 times and it seems I have very little left. - lots of waste when spraying... probably is best to spray your palm and then massage it on your body - once it's sprayed it smells like alcohol, alot!!! Other brands I tried don't seem to smell so much of alcohol. - My kid developed strange rash once it was applied, not red dots, but white bumps all over the arms and legs, cannot say its from this spray, but I'm a bit suspicious. The good party it's it is not sticky or greasy. Smells good (after alcohol evaporates). I used it a couple of times, applied once only and stay several hours under the sun and I was fine, no sunburn.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 20, 2016
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Sunni A.
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Love it!
Style: SPF 50, Size: 5 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Love this stuff and it's cruelty free!!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026
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Digital Kamerad
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 1
Alba packaging stinks
Style: SPF 50, Size: 5 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Complete waste of money! I ended up tossing it out because it’s IMPOSSIBLE to use. You should be able to twist the top to lock/unlock and spray it. NOPE. The top just spins and doesn’t catch or you cannot twist it at all. It’s also virtually impossible to spray. I had to hold it against my torso and press with both thumbs to get it to spray. Meanwhile, it’s leaking, the bottle is getting slippery. And then the spray goes EVERYWHERE, it’s not a narrow spray but it’s as if you’re dusting crops. I tried to see if it needed a certain pressure point, two fingers, bloody hell it’s not a Magic Mouse you should be able to unlock and spray it with one hand. Anyway, Alba needs to do some QC on their packaging. The last pump lotion I got, the pump also did not work. It just spun and spun and could not be unlocked. I had to wash and reuse the pump from an old bottle.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 21, 2024
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Kindle Customer
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
A+
Style: SPF 50, Size: 5 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Best, safest sunscreen!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2026

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