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Affirmations for Pessimists

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Affirmations for PessimistsDo you like ugly, silly drawings? Ever get annoyed by lame socially acceptable sayings such as Dont take it personally or You need to practice self acceptance? Ever feel guilty that youre just too lousy a person for real affirmations of love and kindness and prefer to just say something uncomfortably appropriate? With Affirmations for Pessimists, you get all of the above, with award winning cartoonist fine artist Chris Reccardis illustrated book of

Do you like ugly, silly drawings? Ever get annoyed by lame socially-acceptable sayings such as Ò...DonÕt take it personallyÓ or Ò...You need to practice self-acceptance?Ó Ever feel guilty that youÕre just too lousy a person for real affirmations of love and kindness and prefer to just say something uncomfortably appropriate?
With ÒAffirmations for PessimistsÓ, you get all of the above, with award-winning cartoonist/fine artist Chris ReccardiÕs illustrated book of hideous drawings paired with delightful quotes that offer cynical (but true) alternatives to todayÕs popular wisdom.
Whether itÕs a cheerful outing to the DMV (without an appointment), being cornered at a ÒworkÓ party or passenger in economy class, dealing with sub-standard friends, or just simply being fed up with faux ÔnicenessÕ, thereÕs bound to be a delightfully wretched verbal and pictorial truism somewhere in these pages just for you!

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So much better than the sugar version which has SOOOO much sugar it gave me heartburn. Yes, the sugar version is tasty like Tang, but that sugar gave me indigestion. The aspartame version was disgusting. This Stevia is awesome. Because it doesn’t have tons of sugar, you only need 2 heaping teaspoons instead of 2 tablespoons of the regular. I think it’s delicious and also has natural coloring, the sugar version has artificial dyes. I drink it everyday and my GI tract has never been happier. Only one small issue, this size container (~14 oz) is narrow, so buy the bigger bottle (23 or 34?) so you can reach in to scoop it easily. I have zero bloating or gas and sometimes take it more than once per day. It supposedly decreases appetite if taken before meals. It expands in your gut! Perfect. Just don’t take it within 2 hours of oral meds/vitamins as it can supposedly decrease gut absorption. Enjoy the results!!
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