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Description
Nonfunctional Adult T-ShirtIntroducing the most dysfunctional product on the shelf: you. Labeled for transparency, packed with unresolved issues, and best stored away from people and responsibility. This tee reads like the warning label life forgot to slap on youexcept now its printed for the world to misinterpret. Crafted on a shirt far more put together than its wearer, its ideal for anyone running on caffeine, existential dread, and spite. Side effects may include social
Introducing the most dysfunctional product on the shelf: you. Labeled for transparency, packed with unresolved issues, and best stored away from people and responsibility. This tee reads like the warning label life forgot to slap on you—except now it’s printed for the world to misinterpret.
Crafted on a shirt far more put-together than its wearer, it’s ideal for anyone running on caffeine, existential dread, and spite. Side effects may include social withdrawal, overthinking, and a strong aversion to small talk. Not safe for public use. Handle with indifference.
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
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- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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