SKU: 78776680307

Warm Human Greeting Cards Large Spinning

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Warm Human Greeting Cards Large SpinningThis tower has the best of everything! It has attitude and soul, a modern voice. It includes: 34 6 packs of sexy, snarky and erotic greeting cards that are modern and fun. 6 each of our 17 styles of matching magnets with fantastic messaging (they are addictive!), 4 each of 5 trinket tray glass plates. 3 of them are are hilariously snarky, and the other 2 convey excellent messages as a gift for yourself or someone else. 4 sexy coffee table books called

This tower has the best of everything! It has attitude and soul, a modern voice. It includes: 34 6-packs of sexy, snarky and erotic greeting cards that are modern and fun. 6 each of our 17 styles of matching magnets with fantastic messaging (they are addictive!), 4 each of 5 trinket tray glass plates. 3 of them are are hilariously snarky, and the other 2 convey excellent messages as a gift for yourself or someone else. 4 sexy coffee table books called Passion Without Apology - it is the voice of whole line (sexy, snarky and soulful) the message being "don't apologize for what you love, your appetite, for choosing your own path" it's the voice of everyone who works in this industry. and finally 6 pairs of Red Flag Blinder, put them on and keep making bad life choices and entertaining your friends - hilarious! We ALL have someone we know who should have these!

*Empty Display is Drop Shipped from Vendor - Stock is Shipped from ECN*

1 PLEASE NOTE: The FLOOR DISPLAY comes separately from a 3rd party called ClearDisplays

GREETING CARDS
6 SBGC-88080 I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88081 BIG PUSSY ENERGY CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88082 KINK SOULMATE CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88083 YOUR HAP PENIS IS MY HAP PENIS CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88084 MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS... CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88085 YOU ARE SO CUTE AND FILTHY CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88086 HOW TO MANIFEST THE HOTTEST SEX OYL MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88089 FORT SHAG CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88090 ROBOTS I HOP YOU DON'T THING IM CREEPY MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88091 ID LIKE TO ORDER AN ORGASM CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88M222 MANIFEST GREETING CARD BDAY MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M225 MANIFEST GREETING CARD SUNSHINE MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M230 MANIFEST GREETING CARD GIRL POWER MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M233 MANIFEST GREETING CARD PEACEFUL AF MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M234 MANIFEST GREETING CARD LOVE SPELL MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M237 MANIFEST GREETING CARD ORGASM MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88039 UNFUCKWITHABLE GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88012 LIVE PASSIONATELY GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88014 LOVE LIFE GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88018 MANIFEST GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88004 STAY WEIRD GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88020 BE -YOU-TIFUL GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88021 GIRL POWER GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88022 YOUVE GOT THIS GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88024 CRAZY DIAMOND GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88029 MAGICAL BITCH GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88044 LADY BONER GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88045 WANTON HEART GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88046 GOOD PERSON BAD THINGS GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88047 FAVORITE PERSON GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88048 BEAUTIFUL CHAOS GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88049 HURRICANE GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88050 I DIG YOU GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88051 PEACEFUL AF GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95

MAGNETS
6 SBM-68004 STAY WEIRD MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68014 LOVE LIFE MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68018 MANIFEST MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68021 GIRL POWER MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68022 YOUVE GOT THIS MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68024 CRAZY DIAMOND MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68025 YOU ARE ENOUGH MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68029 MAGICAL BITCH MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68033 FUCK NICE MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68043 UNFUCKWITHABLE MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68049 BECAUSE F THEM MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68052 NOT TODAY SATAN MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68056 PEACEFUL AF MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68057 LADY BONER MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68058 WANTON HEART MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68059 GOOD PERSON BAD THINGS MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68062 BEAUTIFUL CHAOS MAGNET MSRP $5.95

GLASS TRINKET TRAYS
4 SBTT-120001 YOU LOOK LIKE A SNACK TRINKET TRAY MSRP $13.95
4 SBTT-120002 CONDOMS GO HERE TRINKET TRAY MSRP $13.95
4 SBTT-120003 IF I LICK IT ITS MINE TRINKET TRAY MSRP $13.95
4 SBTT-130010 BEYOUTIFUL TRINKET TRAY MSRP $14.95
4 SBTT-130011 STAY WEIRD TRINKET TRAY MSRP $14.95

NOVELTY
6 SBRF-22001 RED FLAG BLINDERS MSRP $14.95

BOOK
4 SB-1000 PASSION WITHOUT APOLOGY BOOK MSRP $24.95

DISPLAY PARTS
22 SHELVES Shelves for cards and plates N/A
18 2" Hooks 2" Hooks for magnets and glasses N/A

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Amazon Customer
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Great toy
Color: Black/Orange
This brand really makes durable toys. They outlast every other toy my dogs have. One dog loves to get the squeaker out of any toy, but he doesn’t rip this one apart. Obviously it won’t last forever, but no toy does! Some other brands of toys only make it a day or two, while these last months to years.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
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C Harper
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Super durable!
Color: 2PK Green Leaping Phrog
Yellow lab approved bc they are fun to chew. Mom approved because they last forever!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2026
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Arele
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Great toy for two big German Shepherds
Color: Brown
We only buy Tuffy dog toys now because we have one German Shepherd, and we often watch our daughter's GSD too, and the two dogs tear anything else apart in minutes. Tuffy toys are BY FAR superior to any other dog toy we have tried. That being said, some Tuffy toys seem to last longer than others with the two dogs, and this one has been pretty good! We've had it for a few weeks now, and it's just now starting to show some white (stuffing) where their teeth have pierced the top of the toy. That's pretty good, considering they play tug of war with it and can tear into toys pretty hard. If it were just our one dog, I think it would last a lot longer because it's the tug of war between the two of them that does them in faster. Even so, when they do manage to tear the fabric in vulnerable places, I just pull the stuffing out from that area, and they continue to play with it, sometimes for months! This one is better than some other Tuffy toys too because it has lots of areas where there is already more fabric and reinforced seams than stuffing, like all the legs on the side, the tail, and even the pincers. So far, they haven't been able to tear into those at all. Just a bit on the top of the head, and so far, no stuffing coming out yet. This one is a big win for us! When they finally do do it in, I will turn around and buy another Scorch the Scorpion right away!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2014
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Deholle
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 4
Tuffy Desert Phrog vs Lola
Color: Green Leaping Phrog, Color: Green Leaping Phrog
Just a little background about my dog. Lola is a 5 year old corgi-terrier mix with jaws of steal. Lesser stuffed toys have met death in under 5 minutes. Tennis balls last less than a day. Rope toys that do not have frayed ends might possibly last a week (frayed ends never stand a chance). The only toys that she has not managed to destroy are her Kong, a Kong bone, and a racquet ball. I figured I would document the life span of Phrog (Tuffy Scale: 9) before making my final judgement on it’s durability. Day 1 - Phrog Arrives! Lola was very excited about the arrival of Phrog and immediately went into destruction mode. Phrog did sustain a little damage before we were able to bribe her to drop Phrog and get her understand that he was more fun to play fetch with than to mutilate. The white you see in the picture is not stuffing, but the second layer of defense for the toy. The fact that my living room is not full of stuffing and I didn’t have to pry a squeaker out of my dog’s mouth, I’d say Phrog wins the Day 1 challenge. Day 9 - Phrog has sustained a little more damage, but not anything life threatening. His side wound is a little bit larger and one of his eyes is half ripped off. For safety reasons, I am going to finish removing the damaged eye and some loose thread from various places. Other than that, Phrog is still holding up and holds top toy spot. I have also found him very useful for dealing with anxiety; the squeaker can often distract her from her stressors and Phrog takes the abuse of her frustrations. Day 16 - Phrog is starting to show signs of mortal wounds. Lola has made it through the thicker layer around his arm and I can see the stuffing. It is only a matter of time before gets all the way through. Day 60 - Phrog still lives!!! I have done some surgery on Phrog to reinforce the fabric around his arms, but Franken-Phrog is still the favorite of all of the toys. She will even get brave enough to rescue Phrog from the evil vacuum when he is kidnapped and tortured. I am thinking about purchasing Phrog II for the inevitable day when Phrog goes off to the pet toyland in the sky, but for now, there is only one Phrog for Lola.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 6, 2018
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michael parsley
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Super tough
Color: Red Warthog
My dogs love these toys!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 10, 2026

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