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Poetry for Neanderthals NSFWHoe kun je als Neanderthaler dichter jouw primitieve vrienden het begrip 'nudistencamping' laten raden als je slechts woorden met n lettergreep mag gebruiken? Je kunt zeggen: Plek met tent waar kont bruin wordt. Maar als je per ongeluk woorden met meer dan n lettergreep gebruikt (zoals 'blootje'), mag het andere team je met de spankingknuppel slaan en krijg je strafpunten. Zorg dat jouw team binnen de tijd zoveel mogelijk woorden en begrippen raadt om

Hoe kun je als Neanderthaler-dichter jouw primitieve vrienden het begrip 'nudistencamping' laten raden als je slechts woorden met één lettergreep mag gebruiken?

Je kunt zeggen: Plek met tent waar kont bruin wordt.

Maar als je per ongeluk woorden met meer dan één lettergreep gebruikt (zoals 'blootje'), mag het andere team je met de spankingknuppel slaan en krijg je strafpunten.
Zorg dat jouw team binnen de tijd zoveel mogelijk woorden en begrippen raadt om te winnen van je prehistorische rivalen!


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Jellyshodi
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Good chew toy
Color: Purple & Blue
Our golden retrievers love these. They last awhile too
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026
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Shan
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Dog toy is tough and durable
Color: Blue&Red Fish
It’s great for aggressive chewers, my pittbull loves it
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2026
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Dallas, US
★★★★★ 1
Our dogs hurt their mouths chewing these bones
Color: Purple & Blue
I don't do a lot of reviews because I realize many are objective opinions. However, in this case I felt it was necessary to warn others. Our dogs are aggressive chewers. Their last rubber bones (not these) which we've purchased before, and recently purchased again, were destroyed quickly. Chunks of rubber came off the ends. Since those didn't hold up like they used to, I found these harder bones hoping they would last longer. They were able to gnaw into the hard plastic within a few minutes. This created sharp edges that cut their mouths. When I saw a bit of blood on the bones, I took them away from the dogs and threw them away. I wondered why they quit chewing on them after being so excited at first. Also, these are hard enough to damage a tooth.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 6, 2025
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Patricia Smith
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 2
Pups have shown zero interest in these toys….
Color: Purple & Blue
I would agree that these are indestructible being neither of my dogs have shown any interest in these at all. At this rate they should last forever…
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Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2026
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Cosmicethos
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 4
Durable but losses interest
Color: Purple & Blue
My dog is an aggressive chewer. She was interested in this toy while it was new, but soon after lost interest. Good news is although it took a beating it did not break or splinter. If soppy toys are disposable in your house, give it a try.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026

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