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Description
Retirement Plaque - Design 1Time to clock out for good. Officially Retired Not My Problem Anymore is the ultimate retirement gift for the coworker, mate, or family member whos finally earned their freedom. This bold, stamp style design features big script lettering, cheeky text, and star details all V carved for a premium, 3D look. Its funny, direct, and guaranteed to get a laugh at any retirement party. Each plaque is V carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp,
Time to clock out for good. “Officially Retired – Not My Problem Anymore” is the ultimate retirement gift for the coworker, mate, or family member who’s finally earned their freedom.
This bold, stamp-style design features big script lettering, cheeky text, and star details — all V-carved for a premium, 3D look. It’s funny, direct, and guaranteed to get a laugh at any retirement party.
Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that stands out on any wall or shelf.
Choose Your Material:
- Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a satin clear lacquer finish that protects the wood and makes the V-carved colours pop
- Painted MDF – Smooth finish with satin clear lacquer for durability and a clean, modern look
Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want it in black and gold? Red and white? Company colours? We can customise the paint colours to suit your theme.
Want to add a name? We can swap “2026” for “Mike Thompson – 2026” or adjust the text however you like. Just ask.
Product Details:
- Size: 385mm wide x 320mm high
- Design: V-carved stamp-style circle with script “Retired” and bold border text
- Finish: Satin clear lacquer on all materials
- Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
- Fully Customisable: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree
How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.
Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
- Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy