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This Ain't My First Rodeo MugThere was a time when you gave a damn. Back when you still thought things made sensebefore you watched history repeat itself, trip over its own feet, and start demanding participation trophies. You used to believe people learned from their mistakes. Now, you know better. But you dont panic. You dont run. You dont clutch your pearls and start flailing at shadows every time the media shrieks about "unprecedented times." Unprecedented? Please. Youve seen
There was a time when you gave a damn. Back when you still thought things made sense—before you watched history repeat itself, trip over its own feet, and start demanding participation trophies. You used to believe people learned from their mistakes. Now, you know better.But you don’t panic. You don’t run. You don’t clutch your pearls and start flailing at shadows every time the media shrieks about "unprecedented times." Unprecedented? Please. You’ve seen this show before. Different actors, same tired script. You’ve heard the first shots fired enough to know that the real trouble doesn’t start until everyone else has already lost their minds.
And that’s why you need this shirt. This ain’t your first rodeo. You’ve been through the collapses, the comebacks, the hysteria, the hypocrisy, the politicians promising salvation and delivering paperwork. You’ve survived bad fashion trends, worse government policies, and at least one major moral panic. You’ve paid your dues, and now you get to stand back and watch the amateurs learn things the hard way.
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
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★★★★★ 3
Soap for skin irritations
Mild. No irritation to my psoriasis
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Reviewed in the United States on June 21, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Fantastic soap for the dermatitis and eczema prone
You guyyyyysss, my hands have no dry, itchy spots right now. None. This is remarkable because before now I have for years had issues with eczema/contact dermatitis patches that have at times (aka: most times) been pretty unbearable. To say that I’m overjoyed to have found a natural soap that truly works for me is an understatement. When you use this, you can feel that it’s moisturizing your skin. It’s fantastic. If you haven’t tried it, do yourself a favor and get yourself a bar. I’m wondering now if I can use it on my entire body and to wash my hair. That’s probably a little overboard, but it’s that good and now that I’ve used it I suspect all my skin problems are contact dermatitis that could be solved by the right soap/shampoo.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 30, 2022
★★★★★ 5
It works
It works great
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Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Best I’ve found yet for facial psoriasis
Anyone who has facial psoriasis will tell you there are not a lot of products that you can put on your face without irritation or flareups. This soap is just what I needed. There are no irritating chemicals or perfumes in this soap. I have read other reviews that the soap does not last very long but there is a way to use it to make it last. First, I wet my face and then I wet my fingertips and rub my finger tips across the dry bar of soap and then lightly rub my face with my fingertips softening the plaques and then lightly wash with a soft cotton washcloth. It is not really moisturizing but not over drying either. I follow up with an organic vegetable-based glycerin oil to moisturize. This is the best product I have found yet.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2020
★★★★★ 5
Dries completely clear, no pilling/balling, does have fragrance
Style: Kids SPF 50 Mineral Sunscreen Lotion, Size: 3 Ounce (1 Pack) Mineral Sunscreen, Style: Kids SPF 50 Mineral Sunscreen Lotion, Size: 3 Ounce (1 Pack) Mineral Sunscreen
I use a ton of sunscreen, religiously, and this one, at SPF 50, caught my eye. I never heard of this brand before or tried any of their products. While I am not a kid, I often like to use kids' sunscreen because I find it to be more gentle. This is a mineral sunscreen with zinc oxide as the filter. Mineral sunscreens often leave a white cast but this one claims to dry completely clear - and I was curious to try this. Indeed, it dries completely clear! It absorbs amazingly and is a beautiful sunscreen for the face. It leaves a nice velvety glow when it dries - there is no oiliness and no shine. Even if you wear no makeup or products on top of it, you will look perfectly fine. I also tried layering it with multiple products, both under and over, and this sunscreen does not pill - which is another huge plus for me - as there is nothing worse than starting over when your sunscreen makes your face look like an odd mess. Overall, the performance of this sunscreen completely blew me away - this is one of the best sunscreens I've tried. A word of caution though - this sunscreen does have fragrance (and it is pretty heavily fragranced) so do keep this in mind if you are sensitive to fragrance in skincare.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 12, 2024
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