SKU: 35401799409

Retirement Plaque - Design 4

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Description

Retirement Plaque - Design 4Retired doesnt mean boring. Officially Retired Still Up To No Good is for the woman whos trading deadlines for wine oclock and plans to keep the fun going. This cheeky round design features a sun hatted retiree with wine in hand, bikini that says Retired Hot, and a suitcase packed with mischief. The perfect mix of funny, flirty, and fabulous. Ideal for farewell gifts, she sheds, beach houses, or caravans anywhere she plans to cause a little trouble in

Retired doesn’t mean boring. “Officially Retired – Still Up To No Good” is for the woman who’s trading deadlines for wine o’clock and plans to keep the fun going.

This cheeky round design features a sun-hatted retiree with wine in hand, bikini that says “Retired Hot”, and a suitcase packed with mischief. The perfect mix of funny, flirty, and fabulous.

Ideal for farewell gifts, she-sheds, beach houses, or caravans — anywhere she plans to cause a little trouble in retirement.

Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the graphics and lettering pop.

Choose Your Material:

  • Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
  • Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look

Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want it in rose gold, hot pink, or her favourite colours? We can customise the paint colours to suit her style.
Want to add a name or year? We can add “Linda – 2026” or change “Retired Hot” to her name. Just ask.

Product Details:

  • Size: 380mm diameter round
  • Design: V-carved circle with dotted border + sassy central graphic
  • Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
  • Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
  • Fully Customisable: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree

How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.

Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.

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Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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I keep my beard trimmed, but I always have to clean up the edges along my neckline to keep it looking neat. Lately, I've been massaging a few drops of this natural oil into my neck on Tuesday mornings right after I finish shaving at the sink. It feels really soothing on freshly shaved skin, kind of acting like a light daily moisturizer. The bottle is only 1.85 ounces, but you only need a tiny dab to cover a small area so it should last a while. Over the last month, the stubble along my collar line definitely feels softer, and it takes an extra day or two before it starts looking messy again. If you trim your own facial hair and want to stretch out the time between touching up your neck or cheek lines, this is handy to keep by the mirror.
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Gentle Oil for After Hair Removal Care
I started using this Cyperus oil after shaving because my skin often feels dry afterward. The texture is lightweight and spreads easily, so I only need a small amount on areas like legs and underarms. I usually apply it after showering, when my skin is clean and dry, then massage it in for a few minutes. The oil feels soothing and gives my skin a softer, more moisturized feeling without being too greasy. It absorbs better than I expected, especially when I use a thin layer. The scent is mild and does not bother me during daily use. For unwanted hair care, I know it is not something that shows a big change overnight, so I use it consistently after hair removal. It has been easy to add into my routine, and I like that it helps calm and moisturize my skin after shaving or waxing.
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Skincare and Hair Care Experience with This Cyperus Rotundus Oil
This cyperus rotundus oil has a lightweight texture with good fluidity, it absorbs quickly when applied to the face, leaving no greasy or heavy feeling, even for combination-oily skin, I mainly use it for facial moisturizing and body care, after washing my face, I warm 2-3 drops in my palms and press it into my skin, and it doesn’t cause pilling when applying makeup afterward, leaving my skin soft and smooth, for hair care, after using it consistently for a month, the hair on my underarms and limbs has become finer, and the growth rate has slowed down significantly, so I don’t need to remove hair frequently, my skin also doesn’t get rough from frequent shaving, there’s no stinging or burning sensation during use, making it safe for sensitive skin, and the light aloe scent is fresh and pleasant, the dropper design is convenient, allowing precise dosage control to avoid waste, in addition to face and body, I also use it for scalp care, after washing my hair, I massage a few drops into my scalp, which relieves dryness and makes my hair smoother and shinier, overall, it delivers noticeable results for both skincare and hair care, with a comfortable user experience.
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Absorbs into the skin well and no irritation so far
I bought this Cyperus Rotundus oil to try out, and the 1.85 oz bottle is a good size for me. The oil has a light botanical scent that is pleasant and not too strong. I have applied it a few times and found that it is very easy to use with the included dropper. It absorbs into the skin well and I have noticed no irritation at all, which is important for my daily routine. The bottle arrived quickly and was packaged securely so there were no leaks. It is a practical addition to my shelf, and the glass container feels solid. This product does exactly what it says on the label and provides a straightforward way to use a natural oil. It is a functional and simple purchase that meets my needs perfectly.
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★★★★★ 5
Smooth skin without the post-shave itch
I’ve always had issues with my skin feeling super irritated after I shave my legs, so I started applying this Cyperus Rotundus oil right after hopping out of the shower. The quality of the blend is impressive—it’s got jojoba and almond oil too, so it feels very nourishing rather than just sitting on top of the skin. It absorbs quickly enough that I can put on my leggings and head to the gym without feeling like a greaseball. The functionality as a hair inhibitor is a nice bonus. I’ve noticed the hair on my shins seems to be coming back a bit softer and less stubbly than before. For a 55 ml bottle, the value for money is solid since you only need a few drops to cover a large area. It’s a great find for anyone who deals with that annoying sandpaper feeling a day after waxing. My roommate even started using it on her arms because it’s fragrance-free and doesn't mess with her perfume.
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