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Turn In Your Arms the Government Will Take Care of You Heavyweight T-Shirt

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Turn In Your Arms the Government Will Take Care of You Heavyweight T-ShirtTurn in your arms. The government will take care of you. Features Lakota natives mounted on horseback. Remember the Wounded Knee Massacre back in 1890? The U. S. government decided the Lakota Sioux couldn't have their guns anymore, and that ended with over 250 Lakota people, including women and children, gunned down by the U. S. Army. But hey, let's not dwell on the past, right? I'm sure this time itll be different. The government has totally changed

Turn in your arms. The government will take care of you. Features Lakota natives mounted on horseback. 

Remember the Wounded Knee Massacre back in 1890? The U.S. government decided the Lakota Sioux couldn't have their guns anymore, and that ended with over 250 Lakota people, including women and children, gunned down by the U.S. Army. But hey, let's not dwell on the past, right? I'm sure this time it’ll be different. The government has totally changed its ways since then. Who needs guns for self-defense when you've got the ever-so-trustworthy government looking out for your best interests? So, go ahead, hand over your firearms. What's the worst that could happen?

These tees are designed to last for years. Believe us, you won't be sorry for dropping a few extra bucks. They're worth it. This men's garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt features a thick, structured feel with a soft and breathable texture. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, it provides a fashionable fit that is sure to please. 


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
S 46.4 67.6 41.3
M 51.4 71.1 45
L 55.9 74.6 48.3
XL 61 78.1 52
2XL 66 80.3 55.3
3XL 70.5 82.6 59
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