SKU: 63695141043

I Don't Believe anything the Government Tells Me Stainless Steel Water Bottle

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I Don't Believe anything the Government Tells Me Stainless Steel Water Bottle"My first rule: I don't believe anything that the government tells me." George Carlin Your drinks should always stay at the perfect temperature, but that doesnt mean you need to sacrifice style. Say goodbye to bulky flasks and boring colors, and get an everyday water bottle that reflects your personality. Made from stainless steel and with double wall insulation, this bottle is the perfect mix of fashion and function. High grade stainless steel 17 oz

"My first rule: I don't believe anything that the government tells me." -George Carlin

Your drinks should always stay at the perfect temperature, but that doesn’t mean you need to sacrifice style. Say goodbye to bulky flasks and boring colors, and get an everyday water bottle that reflects your personality. Made from stainless steel and with double-wall insulation, this bottle is the perfect mix of fashion and function.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)


Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
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George S.
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
EVERY DOG NEEDS THIS BUDDY!!!
Our golden doodle never leaves a room without it. Perfect size for our 20 lb golden doodle baby!! So soft yet so durable. Our pup sleeps with it every night. So quiet too!!! We ordered a backup in case but have yet to need to because of the amazing quality!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2026
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Elizabeth Shober
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 1
Durability sucks dont buy
I purchased the Mellow Duck dog toy specifically for its supposedly durable construction, hoping it would provide at least a few weeks of entertainment. Unfortunately, the toy was completely shredded and destroyed within 24 hours of its arrival. For a product marketed as suitable for dogs, the material quality is extremely poor and clearly not designed to withstand even moderate chewing or play. This was a significant disappointment and a total waste of money. I cannot recommend this toy for any dog, as it offers zero long-term value.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 14, 2025
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Julie
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 2
Not sturdy toy
Toy was not as big as we thought it would be and in addition the dog ripped it up within 2 weeks. Expensive for not lasting very long.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2026
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A. J. Camillocci
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 3
Not for heavy chewers.
Does not hold up to our german shepherd. If you have a large dog be aware the seams will separate. But this is our dogs favorite toy. We gad to buy two within 6 months.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026
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Elaine
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 4
Not for playing tug!!
Great toy, but we played tug with it and one of his flippers came off. It is great when my MBT just shakes it! Don’t recommend playing tug!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2026

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