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Desert Camo 1972 Experimental Six-Color Desert Pattern Swim Trunks

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Desert Camo 1972 Experimental Six-Color Desert Pattern Swim Trunks1972 Contract Desert Camo Swim Trunks Pre Chip Prototype Edition Before it was chocolate chip, it was mint chip. What most people recognize as the iconic six color chocolate chip desert camo of Desert Storm fame actually started its weird little life back in the 1960s, when the U. S. military began experimenting with camouflage suitable for arid environmentsthanks in large part to rising tensions in the Middle East. By 1972, the Natick Labs had

1972 Contract Desert Camo Swim Trunks – Pre-Chip Prototype Edition

Before it was “chocolate chip,” it was mint chip.

What most people recognize as the iconic six-color “chocolate chip” desert camo of Desert Storm fame actually started its weird little life back in the 1960s, when the U.S. military began experimenting with camouflage suitable for arid environments—thanks in large part to rising tensions in the Middle East. By 1972, the Natick Labs had developed a version of the desert camouflage that looked quite different from the Gulf War classic. Instead of the warm beige and brown palette we now associate with desert camo, this early contract featured muted green tones mixed with khaki and sand—like it couldn’t quite decide if it was headed to war or a safari.

This rare pattern never saw large-scale deployment. It was shelved for years—mothballed until the late 1970s and eventually resurrected (with edits) for testing in desert environments. It wasn’t until the 1980s that it evolved into the six-color desert camouflage used in the Gulf War. But this 1972 version? It’s where it all started.

Dan recreated this rare camo from scratch, reverse-engineered from a vintage USAF flight jacket. No scans. No shortcuts. Just a labor of love, a heat gun, and a lot of staring at faded nylon under a magnifying lamp.


These swim trunks are built for desert heat and political meltdowns alike.

  • 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex – because tyranny isn’t the only thing getting stretched

  • Four-way stretch, water-repellent microfiber fabric

  • Silky anti-chafe mesh liner—because liberty shouldn’t itch

  • Elastic waistband with drawcord

  • Mesh pockets + a secret interior pocket (for IDs, bribes, or jellybeans)

  • UPF 50+ protection from sun and satellite surveillance

  • Handmade for swimming, grilling, or reenacting Cold War PSYOPs


Note: This is not a licensed reproduction. It’s a historically informed tribute to a weird, wonderful camo moment in U.S. military history.

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
  WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
XS 76 94
S 80 98
M 84 102
L 92 110
XL 100 118
2XL 108 126
3XL 116 134
4XL 124 142
5XL 132 150
6XL 140 158
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